Wednesday, June 8, 2011

My Top 10 Stupidest Reasons To Update Your facebook Status

This list is in no particular order and was NOT stolen from another individual. Copyright Infringement will not be tolerated and all property goes to Steven Chung....AH SCREW IT! I don't what you want. :) 

- Blog #30: Inspiration can pop-up anywhere. It can even happen in the most unexpected places. For some, inspiration can come from the weather, television, or even the word of mouth. Today, my inspiration came from the word of social networking. Making things short and sweet, here are the dumbest reasons to update your facebook status. No description, no sense, and all about the stupid.

1. Your status box was empty.

2. You post something that someone else posted to make yourself look cool.

3. You want to let everyone know you're eating a Whopper at Burger King®.

4. You tell people your phone number or address through status updates.

5. Your an attention whore.

6. You post something like: "Ignore me.", when we all know what you want.

7. You post a status that you want people to write on, but then you go and delete someone's comment. Why? You wanted attention. Why are you deleting someone's post? That's like taking away someone's freedom of speech/press/post. 

8. You post: "I've got nothing to say", when you just said something.

9. You write about your boss.

10. You write: "Here's my last status. I am now going to communicate through poking."

- Done.

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